Text Files

First off, we did not write most of these files - we merely collected them and made formatting edits. Most of the files have been edited to display well in an 80-column fixed-width format, so you can either view them directly or download them. If you bring them up in a word processor, set the font to a fixed-width format, and play with the font-size and margins until it looks good (ie, with a Mac, set the font to Monaco, the font-size to 9, and the margins to 1 inch). The files themselves aren't named very clearly. So, for your convenience, here is an index to the files.

Rocky Horror/Shock Treatment Scripts/Screenplays

• The Rocky Horror Show (original play) script by Richard O'Brien
• a draft of the original screenplay of the RHPS
• RHPS script without audience participation
• The Brad and Janet Show script (earlier version of ST) by Richard O'Brien
• Shock Treatment script by Richard O'Brien

Audience Participation Scripts

Note: many of the scripts have numerous errors. t-rhps.txt is chock full of them, and it also doesn't have stage directions (which means that unless you're familiar with the film, it won't make much sense). t-trhs.txt hasn't been edited yet, so it may look a bit weird.

• AP Script by Katzir Tal (Script.All) - Mar 17, 1999
• AP Script by None Ya (NYC - 8th Street & Eastside)
• AP Script by Brian Cox (Sacramento, CA - Absent Friends)
• AP Script by Thomas R. Schmidt (Cleveland, OH - Cedar Lee)
• AP Script by ???

Rocky Horror Script in "Dialects"

• The Rocky Strack Picture Show (RHPS through a Clockwork Orange filter)
• Zee Roocky Hoorrur Picturi Shoov (RHPS "Chefferized")

Rocky Horror Crossover Fiction

• The Rocky Warner Picture Show (Animaniacs RHPS Crossover)
• The Rocky Huh-Huh Picture Show (Beavis & Butthead RHPS parody) by Joe Blevins
• Bedrock Treatment (Shock Treatment parody) by Joe Blevins
• The Rocky and Bullwinkle Picture Show (RHPS parody) by Joe Blevins
• The Cocky Horror Picture Show (RHPS parody) by Donny O'Bryan
• The Gump-y Horror Picture Show (Forrest Gump RHPS parody) by Joe Blevins
• Pulp Rocky (Pulp Fiction / RHPS crossover) by Matt Collins
• The Monty Horror Python Show (Monty Python RHPS parody) by Joe Blevins
• Boys from the Dwarf meet Rocky Horror (Red Dwarf RHPS Crossover) by Thomas Martyn Williams
• The Spocky Horror Star Trek Show (with audience participation) by Tim Murphy
• The Coneheads sing The Time Warp - From Inside Insanity
• Janet Weiss and the Seven Dwarfs - by Donny O'Bryan
• Transvestites and Relative Dimensions in Space (Dr. Who parody)
• excerpts from The Rocky Horror Muppet Show by Tom Smith (note: this is a transcription from the first performance in 1987; for the full polished script, go to http://www.TomSmithOnline.com.
• Transcript of Friday's "The Ronny Horror Show"

Rocky Horror Non-Crossover Fiction

• "The Real Denton Affair: an Expose by Judge Oliver Wright" by Joe Blevins
• The Maid's Day Off - by Ruth J. Fink-Winter

Rocky Horror Humor

• 1001 Ways (or so) to get kicked out of a 24-hour diner
• a Theme Song for the alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror newsgroup
• a transcription of the RHPS parody in Barf Magazine
• a transcription of the RHPS parody in Cracked Magazine
• You Might be a "Rocky" Fan if...
• the ultimate list of RHPS cast crossovers
• a humorous interpretation of the Norwegian Cast lyrics by Joe Blevins

Rocky Horror Parodies

• a Rocky Horror Hallowe'en Poem (parody of "The Night Before Christmas") by Joe Blevins
• (At the Frankenstein Place) There's a Light (song parody from Oklahoma) by Arthur Levesque
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Transylvanian (song parody from Pirates of Penzance) by Arthur Levesque
• Step to the Right Now (song parody of Give It Away Now) by Robert Tinkham
• Castle Transylvania (song parody of Hotel California) by Arthur Levesque
• Sweet Home Transylvania (song parody of Sweet Home Alabama) by Arthur Levesque

Arthur Levesque has gone on to become the "Weird Al" of Rocky Horror, and maintains a page chockful of RHPS song parodies (and other interesting stuff) at http://users.erols.com/backslash/rhps.html

Rocky Horror Non-Fiction

• Annotated Science Fiction / Double Feature by James Curran
• Shock Treatment Quiz by Joe Blevins
• Another Shock Treatment Quiz by Joe Blevins
• The Rocky Horror Purity Test by Rod Rombauer and Janel Adair
• RHPS as a Greek and/or Shakespearian Tragedy by Joe Blevins