First off, we did not write most of these files - we merely collected them and made formatting edits. Most of the files have been edited to display well in an 80-column fixed-width format, so you can either view them directly or download them. If you bring them up in a word processor, set the font to a fixed-width format, and play with the font-size and margins until it looks good (ie, with a Mac, set the font to Monaco, the font-size to 9, and the margins to 1 inch). The files themselves aren't named very clearly. So, for your convenience, here is an index to the files.
Rocky Horror/Shock Treatment Scripts/Screenplays
- The Rocky Horror Show (original play) script by Richard O'Brien
- a draft of the original screenplay of the RHPS
- RHPS script without audience participation
- The Brad and Janet Show script (earlier version of ST) by Richard O'Brien
- Shock Treatment script by Richard O'Brien
Audience Participation Scripts
Note: many of the scripts have numerous errors. t-rhps.txt is chock full of them, and it also doesn't have stage directions (which means that unless you're familiar with the film, it won't make much sense). t-trhs.txt hasn't been edited yet, so it may look a bit weird.
- AP Script by Katzir Tal (Script.All) - Mar 17, 1999
- AP Script by None Ya (NYC - 8th Street & Eastside)
- AP Script by Brian Cox (Sacramento, CA - Absent Friends)
- AP Script by Thomas R. Schmidt (Cleveland, OH - Cedar Lee)
- AP Script by ???
Rocky Horror Script in "Dialects"
- The Rocky Strack Picture Show (RHPS through a Clockwork Orange filter)
- Zee Roocky Hoorrur Picturi Shoov (RHPS "Chefferized")
Rocky Horror Crossover Fiction
- The Rocky Warner Picture Show (Animaniacs RHPS Crossover)
- The Rocky Huh-Huh Picture Show (Beavis & Butthead RHPS parody) by Joe Blevins
- Bedrock Treatment (Shock Treatment parody) by Joe Blevins
- The Rocky and Bullwinkle Picture Show (RHPS parody) by Joe Blevins
- The Cocky Horror Picture Show (RHPS parody) by Donny O'Bryan
- The Gump-y Horror Picture Show (Forrest Gump RHPS parody) by Joe Blevins
- Pulp Rocky (Pulp Fiction / RHPS crossover) by Matt Collins
- The Monty Horror Python Show (Monty Python RHPS parody) by Joe Blevins
- Boys from the Dwarf meet Rocky Horror (Red Dwarf RHPS Crossover) by Thomas Martyn Williams
- The Spocky Horror Star Trek Show (with audience participation) by Tim Murphy
- The Coneheads sing The Time Warp - From Inside Insanity
- Janet Weiss and the Seven Dwarfs - by Donny O'Bryan
- Transvestites and Relative Dimensions in Space (Dr. Who parody)
- excerpts from The Rocky Horror Muppet Show by Tom Smith (note: this is a transcription from the first performance in 1987; for the full polished script, go to http://www.TomSmithOnline.com.
- Transcript of Friday's "The Ronny Horror Show"
Rocky Horror Non-Crossover Fiction
- "The Real Denton Affair: an Expose by Judge Oliver Wright" by Joe Blevins
- The Maid's Day Off - by Ruth J. Fink-Winter
Rocky Horror Humor
- 1001 Ways (or so) to get kicked out of a 24-hour diner
- a Theme Song for the alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror newsgroup
- a transcription of the RHPS parody in Barf Magazine
- a transcription of the RHPS parody in Cracked Magazine
- You Might be a "Rocky" Fan if...
- the ultimate list of RHPS cast crossovers
- a humorous interpretation of the Norwegian Cast lyrics by Joe Blevins
Rocky Horror Parodies
- a Rocky Horror Hallowe'en Poem (parody of "The Night Before Christmas") by Joe Blevins
- (At the Frankenstein Place) There's a Light (song parody from Oklahoma) by Arthur Levesque
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Transylvanian (song parody from Pirates of Penzance) by Arthur Levesque
- Step to the Right Now (song parody of Give It Away Now) by Robert Tinkham
- Castle Transylvania (song parody of Hotel California) by Arthur Levesque
- Sweet Home Transylvania (song parody of Sweet Home Alabama) by Arthur Levesque
Arthur Levesque has gone on to become the "Weird Al" of Rocky Horror, and maintains a page chockful of RHPS song parodies (and other interesting stuff) at http://users.erols.com/backslash/rhps.html